NOPE NOT TODAY
I want someone I can share my life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
Size chart
| A (inch) | B (inch) | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 29.0 | 19.0 |
| M | 30.0 | 19.5 |
| L | 31.0 | 21.3 |
| XL | 32.0 | 23.7 |
| 2XL | 33.0 | 25.5 |
Shipping Information
Delivery times can be found for each shipping type below.
Standard: Tracking provided. Saturday delivery. Delivery by USPS. Delivery to Alaska/Hawaii and APO may take longer.
Premium: Tracking provided. Saturday delivery. Sent via USPS Priority Mail.
Express: Tracking provided and delivery by UPS. Delivery not available for AK, HI, PO Box and APO.
Delivery costs
Standard
| $0.01 up to $24.99 | $24.99 up to $49.99 | $49.99 up to $99.99 | $99.99 up to $119.99 | over $119.99 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| $2.99 | $5.99 | $7.99 | $9.99 | $0.00 |
Premium
| $0.01 up to $24.99 | $24.99 up to $49.99 | $49.99 up to $99.99 | $99.99 up to $119.99 | over $119.99 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| $4.99 | $6.99 | $9.99 | $12.99 | $14.99 |
Express
| $0.01 up to $24.99 | $24.99 up to $49.99 | $49.99 up to $99.99 | $99.99 up to $119.99 | over $119.99 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| $16.99 | $19.99 | $21.99 | $24.99 | $29.99 |
Available in other styles